What Should Catholicism Call Me?

In the Beginning

(Another Long Post)

God Created the Heavens and the Earth.  They were formless and dark and very windy.

Then God said “Let there be Light” and he digged it.  Then night followed (that was the first day)

Next, God created a dome to separate the waters on the Earth.  He called the dome the “sky.”  He digged it.  (Second day, done).

Next, God put the water into chunks on the earth called “sea” and the dry chunks he called “land.”  Then he told some seeds to start getting to work and get some vegetation going.  He digged this.  (Third day, slamakow.)

Next, God decided to make a calendar with a giant sphere of burning gas, a little chunk of rock, and then a bujillion more chunks of burning gas, kajillions of miles away from each other.  He stuck it in the dome. He digged this.  (Fourth day, slam dunk).  

Next, God created flying things and swimming things and told them to go have babies.  He digged this.  (Fifth day, nbd).

Next, God created landy-creatures, and they were cool, except then he took some mud and turned it into a smaller, giddier version of Himself.  He told this small, giddy thing to take a nap, then He took out the rib of the small, giddy thing and made another small giddy thing to be best friends forever with him, and told them to make ever more babies.  God greatly digged this.  (Sixth day, hollaback).

Finally, God was super exhausted creating everything that He took a power nap.  Everyone followed suit.  (Seventh Day: boom goes the dynamite).

Thats basically how that happened.  

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